Showing posts with label Shakespeare is boring. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shakespeare is boring. Show all posts

Sunday, 12 October 2008

Current financial crisis is nothing new

Hello
A kind of average week...
It started with a disappointment
My first client wasn't well and had to go to hospital
I wasn't told so I had to continue to my next client at St John's Wood
I got there too early for her to be ready for me
I had the afternoon free and went on-line
I managed to find the text of a book written by Kondratieff
A Russian economist who explained the current financial crisis
over a hundred years ago!
Next day I visited a family in Golders Green
At the bus stop where I was waiting she appeared
The Battleaxe of the area
A short older woman who dominated the crowd
She told a man off for smoking at the Stop
And when he answered back she told him to bugger off
And when he coughed she told him to die
Everyone was amazed...
She then proceeded to tell off the bus driver for being an hour late
Nobody punched her on the nose because she is old
She knows that when you are old you can say what you like and get away with it
During hairstyling we agreed that Shakespeare is boring!
I collected a mystery parcel from the Mail Centre
which turned out to be a box of chocolates for my coming birthday
Next day at St John's Wood again
My lady booked in for a perm didn't need a perm
So I told her to wait until her next haircut for it
On Thursday the ill lady had returned from hospital
And had her hair blow-dried
Then off to Maida Vale for a couple of shampoo & sets
Their TV was not working
I fixed it...
I'm clever like that
I was a bit scruffy on Friday
So I did my morning clients
Went home... had a shave
Received another parcel and went out again
to the Hampstead hairdressing tea party
And then right out to Brentford
which is a dreadful journey to make
I got home so late...
And outside the supermarket the handle of my case snapped off
I had to go out and buy a new case on Saturday
Added a new hard drive to my computer
And Sunday was a day off...
I'd planned to cut my hair but I didn't have the pluck to do it
So I did some grooming and watched a movie
Week over...
:)
Bryn