A Landmark Victory

I was recently called out to work at the Landmark Hotel
A beautiful 5 star hotel in London
I was challenged with the task of doing 2 hair updos
For two beautiful women
And it wasn't easy...
They knew exactly what they wanted
An Amy Winehouse top with a back sweep to the side
Into a fan of hair
Very exciting but a bit of a fight of wills to achieve it
Everyone was happy but there was no time to be nice
They had to go on stage to receive a beauty award
No time to take a pic of it all
The pictures were taken by the Press at the event
There is hard work behind the glamour!
You know
:)
Bryn

Bleach It Like Beckham

I had a good laugh with a client today
Doing highlights and a David Beckham haircut
I used my nuclear secret bleach formula
And the hair was super-blonde in 30 minutes
Wow!
Then the haircut which I think
Looks a bit silly really
A spiky quiff in the front and soppy sides
All done...
When I glanced up at him as I was tidying up
It was David Beckham
Spitting image
The only difference being
This guy is useless at football
Oh well...
:)
Bryn

Christmas Rush For Hairdos

Yes
Everybody has been hanging on
Until the last moment
To get their chemical work done
That means perms and colours
Even silver highlights...
All the regulars are already booked in
For Christmas and New Year
And we're swapping Christmas cards too
And eating mince pies
It's all very nice indeed
And the big question is
What are you doing for Christmas?
I don't know yet...
If I'm lucky
I might spend it with the wrong girl
Or on my own again
Listening to carols and jazz on the radio
Eating Christmas pudding
The telly will be good too
I wouldn't mind seeing the fireworks on the Thames
On New Year's Eve
A Happy Christmas To You All
Love
Bryn
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There Is Such A Thing As A Free Lunch

I'll explain...
One of my ladies was on her way to the local shop.
She met a neighbour who complimented her on her hairdo
And asked who had done it.
She recommended me and the neighbour called me
To make an appointment.
The neighbour was so pleased with me
That she invited the lady out to lunch at the local Inn.
Very posh it is...
The lady felt a bit embarrassed about it
Not used to such a high-life!
Good eh?
:)
Bryn

Free Diet eBook

Hello :)
I've decided to release the eBook
I wrote free of charge.
This is because I want people to read it
And lose the weight
That will change their lives forever.
The joy that awaits you is immense
So hesitate not...
Download the ebook from my site now
And read it on your computer
http://diet.ebook.googlepages.com
Enjoy being slim...
And if you live in London
Let me do your hair too
LOL
Bryn

On-line Birthday Bash

Hello
I started the week with a couple of blowdrys
But the next lady cancelled because she'd hurt her foot
So I had a go on the Markets and lost
And gave up forever...
Tuesday was mad busy all day
until 9 o'clock at night
Regular clients in Soho, Maida Vale and St John's Wood
Then a family group in the afternoon-evening
with dinner to follow
Very nice...
Got home so late though
Next day Wednesday my morning lady cancelled
because of a bad cold
Never mind I said
Because today is my birthday
I decided to tell my pals at Midsummer's Eve
And started an On-line Birthday Bash
How cool is that?
Take a look at it here
I'm 50 now!
On Thursday I did my regular lady at Willesden Green
Then visited Hampstead to do an Old Boy cut and shave
Did his nails for him too
They were so long to be dangerous
On Friday I did my regular shampoo and set ladies
And finished early...
Looked at the Market again and predicted a drop
It happened...
I made so much money I was scared to death
I'm expecting a fall on Monday too
So beware if you are holding shares
On Saturday I was free so I built a Testimonial Page for my website
I love it so much...
Have a look at it here
I improved my Introduction Page as well
See it here
On Sunday I planned to cut my hair
But just ended up washing it
It's getting so long now
I have to flatten it
Going to end the week with a movie
:)
Bryn

Current financial crisis is nothing new

Hello
A kind of average week...
It started with a disappointment
My first client wasn't well and had to go to hospital
I wasn't told so I had to continue to my next client at St John's Wood
I got there too early for her to be ready for me
I had the afternoon free and went on-line
I managed to find the text of a book written by Kondratieff
A Russian economist who explained the current financial crisis
over a hundred years ago!
Next day I visited a family in Golders Green
At the bus stop where I was waiting she appeared
The Battleaxe of the area
A short older woman who dominated the crowd
She told a man off for smoking at the Stop
And when he answered back she told him to bugger off
And when he coughed she told him to die
Everyone was amazed...
She then proceeded to tell off the bus driver for being an hour late
Nobody punched her on the nose because she is old
She knows that when you are old you can say what you like and get away with it
During hairstyling we agreed that Shakespeare is boring!
I collected a mystery parcel from the Mail Centre
which turned out to be a box of chocolates for my coming birthday
Next day at St John's Wood again
My lady booked in for a perm didn't need a perm
So I told her to wait until her next haircut for it
On Thursday the ill lady had returned from hospital
And had her hair blow-dried
Then off to Maida Vale for a couple of shampoo & sets
Their TV was not working
I fixed it...
I'm clever like that
I was a bit scruffy on Friday
So I did my morning clients
Went home... had a shave
Received another parcel and went out again
to the Hampstead hairdressing tea party
And then right out to Brentford
which is a dreadful journey to make
I got home so late...
And outside the supermarket the handle of my case snapped off
I had to go out and buy a new case on Saturday
Added a new hard drive to my computer
And Sunday was a day off...
I'd planned to cut my hair but I didn't have the pluck to do it
So I did some grooming and watched a movie
Week over...
:)
Bryn